When I fist split with Z-List it was my best friend JD more than anyone else that provided me with the support I needed to get me through daily life. She is an absolute gem. Without her I would undoubtedly be fucked!
I stumbled upon this pearler buried deep in my email inbox this morning and it made me chuckle... I remember how we laughed at this for weeks and how laughter really is the best medicine and she is the best administer of that laughter. I love her and am truly thankful for her friendship.
She wrote this... I have changed only the names and some details that would make anonymity pointless. Enjoy x
The Bullshit Times can exclusively reveal that '***' from Sky1 and Sky3's recently axed 'Road Wars' – has recently allowed his girlfriend of four and half years to move out of their Thatcham love nest to a secluded private location over the border into Hampshire. Rumour within the force, where ****** now works on the Dog Section, would suggest that ***, real name ****** '*******' ******, has been
romantically linked to fellow officer and trollop, ****** '*******' ******. The imaginatively nicknamed duo have been romantically linked as far back as September, however love rat ****** denies any wrong doing claiming there was nothing in it. When confronted with his 30 page 1000 text message mobile phone
bill to the still married mother of two '*******', *** still denied any romantic involvement insisting to Welsh beauty, Missy Welsh, that he was fond of ****** but that she was involved with someone else who was her boyfriend not her husband or the father of her children.
'******' added further insult to injury with a barrage of facebook status updates and overly flirty back and forth comments with the suggestively profile pictured '******' and stooped to new lows of disrespect and disregard for the bilingual lovely Welshs' feelings by revealing a 'relationship' with the despicable ******.
Welsh, now 29, gave up everything and left her small welsh village to be with '***', some four months into their relationship. Testing times followed for Missy as her new love, ******, failed to help her settle in to her then new home and surroundings. Finding friendship and solace in new pals from both work and college, Missy was as committed to making her relationship work as ****** was in ultimately ending it.
So as Welsh born Berkshire beauty Missy moves into the middle of arse raping nowhere, her friends stand united and will watch and wait to see the newly named Daddy ****** try to make the best of a bad-un in serial cheater ****** '*******' *****.
* Z-List
* The Trollop
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