Fish & Cheese

So fishing & cheese...the two don't really go together but I've experienced the both in huge quantities today.

This site is hilarious, honest to God I don't know where these men are in the real world. Genuinely they're mental or at least the ones that message me.

I had the real fortune of bagging a real winner this morning. This was my message...

I don't imagine a generous 57 year old married man would be of any interest to you for a while.... lol ... or would he

Unsurprisingly I haven't responded but I did have a look at his profile which states in his write-up that he's a travelling businessman looking for a discreet bunk-up and in no way looking for any commitment... Oh yeah and his wife is frigid! I kid you not, it's what it actually said.
Oh dear Lord!

I've not heard anything from HotGuy even tho he's blatantly online... so I guess telling him I wouldn't be staying overnight on our first meeting was definitely what put him off...how odd!

I'm tempted to sack off the whole fishing experience but if nothing else I'm getting a good giggle and it's something to write about.

Enjoy the disaster that is my life... x