Now here's the odd thing, he is; or at least there is some idiotic goon posing as him. It's not just photos of the beautiful man-baby but a full on write up about how he's made the move from Australia to London & having given up rugby & retrained to be a hedge fund manager... WTF? Matt Cooper dealing in hedge funds...? He played a good game of rugby & now models his perfect body to earn the dollars. Oh and what a perfect body it is!
It was late at night and I was still awake when I got a message from Matt1979 asking if I wanted to chat. Of course reading through his profile (however beautiful and exciting the prospect of talking to such a GOD) it was fairly obvious immediately that it was an imposter *cries uncontrollably*. I replied but the conversation was short lived and by morning all trace of Matt1979 had vanished. No messages in sent or inbox and no profile to be found. Had I been blocked or did he just bin it for obvious reasons?
Hmmm, sadly my head has been turned yet again to the muscly, tattooed, rugby playing man babies.
Would the real Matt Cooper please step forward...? I think I love you x
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