Usually I can keep my 'mental' under wraps for at least a month or two, but apparently when it comes to 'TheFitBuilder' it all goes out the window... two weeks I lasted... two bloody weeks!
So this guy messaged me on *dodgy fishing site* a fortnight ago and we've been chatting ever since. We've been texting & chatting and were planning on meeting this weekend for our first date. I'm getting nervous and pretty flippin excited about meeting him but after today I doubt I'll get the chance.
Well done Missy... thumbs up!
So each morning just as my alarm is going off or I'm pulling up outside the gym, regular as clockwork I get my morning text from 'TheFitBuilder' wishing me a Good Morning. I'll send him a reply and then we'll text again around lunch time.
Today, I had a lie in... I didn't wake up until 9.30ish but he had text me first thing as usual and I text him back when I woke.
Later on, say about lunch time I dropped him a text saying the following:
"Right then... As we've now entered the week we're actually going to meet I'm starting to freak out a bit. I don't know anything about you or vice versa. Panic! It's all been a bit cheeky the whole time and a bit odd that I know what your knob looks like before I know what colour eyes you've got. Maybe we should be trying to find out a few things about one another. What ya think?"
By 7.30pm I'd still not heard from him and I'd started to get in a massive flap. To be fair, my iphone hasn't helped the situation today. I had to do a bloody reset on it and load everything back onto it from backup. My signal has been piss poor all day and whilst I've been staring at the screen waiting for a reply all I've seen is NO SERVICE raaaahhhhh!!!
Obviously none of the above is mental... a little weird I may have a photo of his willy but nothing mental. So where's the mental then Miss? Ah well here you go...
I was chatting to my good friend Brown Bear catching up on a couple of weeks worth of goings on and I told him all about TheFitBuilder, the text and the fact he'd not replied. Egged on by Bear I was encouraged to resend the message exactly as it was the first time and then send it again a third time immediately after the second. This obviously ensures that the message is received and... if he did get it the first time he'll then think that the phone has been a bit odd and sent the message lots of times thus releasing me off the hook for being a complete basket case.
I've not heard from him... I don't think I'll hear from him again... I think I've blown it... I'm clearly MENTAL!
Although this behaviour is commonly accepted by my friends... I need to understand and LEARN that it's not understood by strangers.
My friends love me... they've known about and experienced my mental on several occasions and sometimes I think its what they love about me most but apparently its not such an attractive quality in a girlfriend... WEIRD!
So... another potential bites the dust... do I dare log back on to *dodgy fishing site*? Eeesh... not sure I can face it.
I need a new plan!
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